Ok, so not really. But I do make fun of people who do.
I have to tell you a funny story of these sunglasses here on the left though.
I bought them on Friday night at this cool vintage store while on a date with The Hubs. I feel cool wearing them…even when I haven’t brushed my hair or have make-up on (like in this picture that I can’t believe I’m posting on the internet.) All to say, I like them…even if you think that they’re huge and make me look like a fly…I don’t care…I like them.
Anyhow it was SO hot on Friday night when we were walking around downtown and when we went into this store it was nice and air-conditioned. I perused a bit and bought a shirt to send to my brother on the aircraft carrier. When I went up to pay there was a big case with loads of awesome looking aviators, so I tried this pair on…and then the following conversation ensued between myself and the guy at the register.
Guy: “Here you go”
Me: “Thanks….Wow! I’m so hot that the glasses are fogging!”
Guy: “Yeah! they do look really good….that’s an awesome way to think about it.”
Me (realizing what he thought I meant): “NO!!! I mean literally my forehead is emitting so much heat that the glasses actually fogged!”
Let’s just say we both had a really hilarious laugh at that point. He thought I was being arrogant…you and I just know that I have a serious case of verbal diarrhea.
Then he asked if I wanted the glasses in a bag or if I wanted to wear them and I said “I’m not one of those people who can wear my sunglasses at night. Are you?”
Me:”Seriously though, can anyone really pull of wearing sunglasses at night? I think not.”
Guy: “No….noone can. It’s ridiculous.”
So…there you have it….unless you’re Corey Hart and wrote a song about it that people still love in secret and hate in public, you really shouldn’t do it either. Some things just aren’t meant to actually be done.