You may remember a post I did a few weeks ago with some smashing pictures out of a recent J. Crew catalogue. If not, you really should check it out HERE.
And I hoped with all my little heart that it was a mistake, a fluke. That the J. Crew I’ve known and loved for years just had a “whoops” moment.
Alas, I fear not.
Dear J. Crew,
It’s simple.
You. Are. Losing. Me!
Someone please enlighten me….What is with the socks?!
Orange socks with sandals last catalogue, now this?!
I’m sorry also because this whole Saggy Baggy Elephant look….it doesn’t even flatter these toothpick models! —->
<—–Ummm….not buying it! Don’t think this works even on
S A T
U R D
A Y S.
<—- I imagine this guy saying something to the women on the right like “Excuse me Miss, I noticed your skirt seemed a bit loose. Perhaps you’d like to cinch the waist a little tighter with my… necktie?!”
<—- “Ahh, just another lazy day at the beach. Gonna bring out the cashmere cardi and tuck my shirt into my polka dot…
bikini bottoms?!”
“And later I’m gonna run home, borrow my boyfriend’s boxer shorts and tuck my silk blouse into those. It’s the new ghetto chic! *girly laugh and hair toss* I’m totally SO down!” —>
<—-And last but not least.
I just thought this guy needed a button. So I gave him one.
Looks like this might be a very unfashionable season for me if this is what’s in style.
Oh lordy, this is just a sad sad statement. I hope I have more options when i decide to start wearing normal clothes again (not 4th trimester, maternity clothes)
Well just think…should you fall in love with anything on this page, I feel sure you'll find it heavily discounted in the clearance section by the time you're back in non-pregnancy clothes! The upside to heinous catalogues!! Overstock and discounts!
I'm am laughing hysterically!! This has been such a crazy day, and I needed this post!
LOL! Love the button :)!